I took this photo with the lens that came with the very first SLR I ever owned at the tender young age of 18. It's a piece of crap, but you can never forget your firsts. Tim did this frontside wallride on a board more similar to his very first skateboard than usual. What a stupid caption.


A solid and kind of rare combination. Pizzy has a blog now. Ben does not, but he did just get a new game for his Dreamcast.


I think this might mean filming has begun in earnest for the inevitable Beez 4. Bumming kids and boring people out is getting to be a full time job.


Pizzy's vices of choice are vodka Redbulls and amassing an unwieldy mp3 collection. Gabe's vices of choice include buying large amounts of shoes and sleeping as much as or more than Gary.


This thing sucks but it didn't stop the Pizzy pivot fakie train. Excuse the annoying shadow since the flash that worked in California no longer works, and the one that didn't work there works great now. It seems I will never get to know the glowy caress of two flashes at once.




I'm Djing Morrissey Mondays at the Cactus Club now. Come on down, every Monday night, 10pm-2am. Vance will be there doing really sweet dances.

Bill's been killing it on the Cream City site. It's now a daily check out. I hate how the splash page on Platinum Seagulls opens the main site in a new window, but the latest posts have been solid. That's all.

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Hello, hello. Not much has been going on around these parts due to some late season weather misfortunes. I did just download Pacman CE for the Sbox 350 and that is quite enraging and fun. We've also of course been skating at Cream City and Tim has been raging their 720 machine, but alas, Tim remains a lowly second placer due to Photo Mike's unbelievable spinning skills. Tim remains confident that he should someday claim the crown and Mike seems very nonchalant about it all. I don't know how things will end up, but I do know that Tim is a very serious gamer and will put his all into it.


I don't know who this kid is, but this is the aforementioned 720 machine. Bill has put a ton of Google research and work into getting it working perfectly. I'm real proud of that guy.


This is unrelated to games of 720, but Tim and I did just spend a couple few hours getting these bad boys up and running again in tip top shape in anticipation of the warm weather. I even took the Silver Streak on a ride to the bar last night. As to be expected, it was fantastic. I don't even really like going to bars unless I get to at least ride some sort of stupid 20+ year old bike there. That may have been a lie, I like beer.


I'm so ready for it to be warm outside that I am totally jumping the gun on grilling out. Bratwurst care not what season it is, they only care to be delightfully tasty.


Believe it or not, but this is the first photographic evidence ever obtained of Gary raping. It's not that Gary doesn't often go on a raping spree, it's the fact that Mr. Spooky is so damn spooky. Many times after hearing Gary making his tell tale raping meows alerting me to the fact that there's a feline male to male sexual assault going on I've tried to photograph the incident for evidence in the upcoming trial. Spooky is having none of this and will run away with Gary literally riding on his back. I guess it's funny if you're into that sort of thing.


I wonder if TJ is bummed that he's doing a noseblunt pop in under a picture of a cat getting raped.


This is an old photo that I never posted for one reason or another. Max Murphy with the jankiest double hop bowled corner carver possible.


I have so many of these. Poor guy could never run for office now.

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Easter was a dreadful bore, These bikes belong to my friend. He has three of them.

I went on a trip with my friend. We had an orphan's Easter bike ride. This was on the way.

Then we saw these, but didn't have any skateboards to use on them.

I found this ditched boat under the GW Bridge (gets you to New Jersey), and I wanted to go back and play Goonies, maybe have a beer on her, get her sea worthy again. It was filled with water due to the tide, so we threw stuff in the water.


Here's Joe jumping a gap. This area was totally weird.
The trip was great, and next time we're bringing the boards, so stay tuned for some skate photos!

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Our worldly wiskate buddy, Neal Shah, sent me some photos of himself skating during a short stint he did in Barcelona. I don't know who shot the photos, but it was someone who doesn't skate, so don't hate on them too much. Just be stoked for Neal and his backside tail.



An update about Neal without a no-comply in it would be worthless. Here he goes to tail at some spot you have never seen. Come home soon, gaywad.



This is us not skating. That will change soon. Just as soon as nature decides to give us a break.

Later nerds.

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Gary is right. We got 16 inches of snow yesterday. Some sort of world record, I'd wager. All that means is no skateboarding outside for awhile again and lots of trips to Goodwill. In fact, today I got a Fender Stratocaster, a Wii controller, two cassette tapes, two cat paintings, and a cat pillow for Tim's room all in one trip to the aforementioned thrifty shop for one small price. Could be worse, I guess.




All that snow was from yesterday. All the old stuff had melted. God bless america.

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This is how Gary feels about snow. I concur.

Later nerds.

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Getting boxes from John is like the Christmas of whatever month the box comes. Very much appreciated.


Speaking of Pizzy and Tacos...this day was the first outdoor Beezing of 2008. Something of definite note for the hive register.






The common theme of that photo series is backlighting. And dudes together, enjoying each other's company in a very manly way.


Another San Diego Beez artifact. By request, the Beeziest spots available in San Diego, and the ones that were left non-pollinated.

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Awhile back, while in California and high on beer, John reported he had some wacky Pizzy pics in his archives, but he didn't know where. Many boxes were dug through, some weiners were viewed, and in the end, John went in his secret Pizzy drawer in his bathroom and returned victorious with his Pizzy goods. It's been ascertained that in said photos The Piz sort of vaguely resembles a one Bono. Nevertheless, Pizzy has hit his archives and provided wiskate with some photos related to the investigation.




Unrelated to ongoing Pizz investigations is this Beez artifact that Heather provided to the swarm.

I love the little bee-y capsules.

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If you haven't visited in a minute or two, you may want to check out the Cream City site. I got it all hooked up so Bill can update it every day with random this and that.


Switzer does his best Faded Freddy impression.




Noah has been working on his Sector 9 sponsor me tape.

That's all I got for now.

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O Snack! Check out the link!
Zero/Mystery Black and White Tour Video

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