Tim, you were not a man before you had Don Pentecost’s “Put 'Em Down, Take ‘Em 'Out! Knife Fighting Techniques from the Folsom Prison.” Now that I have provided it to you, you are officially a man (despite your lack of knowledge pertaining to jock-based hardcore bands), but once we put Pentecost’s teachings into practice you will cease to be anything.

There may or may not be a new wiskate related video premiering soon at a certain facility. It depends on three factors: 1) Can I get Josh and Tim to finally record their hit song they promised me for the video? 2) Will I have a total meltdown during the editing process and end up drop kicking my computer to death, then give it the Viking funeral it requested? 3) Will it be a private premiere and a bro-down of epic proportions? You’ll know (or not) once we figure it all out.

Finally, wherever there is Hatebreed support, there will certainly be detractors. Here is a funny story about the ‘breed, written by a guy who was in a much better band: 'breed story. I assume that this flamboyant anti-‘breed sentiment will send Lord Cru into an incandescent rage, and I will answer his challenge before he even issues it: yes, I will meet you in the pit, and yes, we can fight wielding copies of Infinite Jest instead of the cold steel that will do Tim in. That’s 1,088 pages of bludgeoning power. See you in the pit...

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