Wiskate.com has nearly 1000 front page updates. Some are horrible, some are relatively fantastic. Here is a small list of some of the updates that we thought were the best and wanted to bring them back into the limelight from below the deluge of banality.
Happy Birthday! (Originally Posted: 2003-12-18) - All of the wiskate.com Happy Birthday updates! Watch Gollum grow through the ages.
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Milwaukee Transworld Article (Originally Posted: 2004-05-27) - Scans from the February, 1996 issue of Transworld. You might recognize some of the faces and names. Still going strong after 10+ years!
I'm Sorry, but the Princess is in Another Castle! (Originally Posted: 2004-06-16) - Marks the time when Tim was moving from Madison back to Milwaukee. That isn't the exciting part of this update though, the exciting part is the fantastic picture of Louise. A++++ would look again!
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The Circle of Life! (Originally Posted: 2004-06-24) - The Triumvirate is born! The post that brought platinumseagulls.com and dudeswithtudes.com (RIP) together with wiskate.com and we formed like Voltron.
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Day in the Life of the Triumvirate... (Originally Posted: 2004-08-11) - Tim, Nate, and Josh play Goonies on the southside of Milwaukee. Josh got poison ivy really bad, and Tim went to jail. The old school image viewer thing this update uses kind of sucks, but it still kind of works, at least.
Spycam (Originally Posted: 2004-10-07) - Photos of Jon Allie rollerblading? Done.
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R.I.P. (Originally Posted: 2004-10-12) - The updates where we gave our respect to the people that have passed away over the years.
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$5.75 an hour. (Originally Posted: 2004-12-08) - Tim stays inside the house all day and updates the site once per hour. He had quite the day.
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Huddle Formation. (Originally Posted: 2004-12-13) - Tim gives describes the secret world of JOBD. A must read for any male new (or experienced) in the dating world. One of my favorite updates ever.
$5.75 an hour Pt2 (Originally Posted: 2004-12-15) - The second adventure in posting all day long. This time Tim brought along some help, and Josh posted on the every half an hour. It was a long day.
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Don Pendleton Interview (Originally Posted: 2004-12-21) - An interview Tim conducted with artist/designer Don Pendleton.
Far Out! (Originally Posted: 2005-03-26) - Remember when Ben Vance took an unscheduled plane trip to Philadelphia in a baggage compartment of a plane? I do.
Cream City Skatepark is Born (Originally Posted: 2005-11-19) - The series of updates covering the creation of Cream City Skatepark.
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Brunch Posse (Originally Posted: 2005-12-17) - The night Josh and Cru danced with the green fairy and threw cheese and crackers all over a bar. Plus a fantastic picture of Riley (R.I.P).
Jump in the Fire (Originally Posted: 2006-05-03) - A building I really like in NYC burns down. I then post pictures of it.
Summer 2006 (Originally Posted: 2006-07-17) - Lord Cru held the site down for the entire summer. No one else really updated at all, but Cru wasn't going to go down without a fight. What a nice guy!
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Hurry Up and Die (Originally Posted: 2006-08-25) - The culmination of years of work, years too late. Where skate videos go to die: Youtube. Hurry Up and Die was my "serious" skate video that never really came out. Read about it and watch it here.
Teethy Teef (Originally Posted: 2006-09-12) - Wisdom teeth stories, a story in photos that goes along with Mini Video 35 and 36, and weepy weeping right into Pizzy's mouth. Actually the update that kind of started the revival of wiskate (the fourth time).
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Homesick in my Hometown (Originally Posted: 2006-09-21) - Lord Cru chimes in with some stories about teaching his students and how awesome they may or may not be. I'm mostly a fan of this post because of the final picture. A picture that he told me to never show anyone, and then proceeded to show the world. The culmination of a summer becoming a douche: Making out on the dance floor while simultaneously talking on a cell phone. Amazing!
Tapirs In Space (Originally Posted: 2006-10-06) - Quite possibly the longest update ever. Plus it has a really good airwalk photo. That's reason enough.
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret (Originally Posted: 2006-10-09) - Memories of one of my top favorite weekends ever! Maybe it can be yours too.
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Do You Think It's Time To Bum Everyone Out Yet?? (Originally Posted: 2006-10-13) - Art shows, product reviews, and old dude night photos. Solid combo.
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11 Furys in 3 Days (Originally Posted: 2006-10-19) - Tim describes another Old Dude Night at Cream City skatepark. Tons of photos of people not doing ollies.
Cat Crib (Originally Posted: 2006-10-22) - How can I not be into an article that features a great picture of Brown Around Town and a photo of me running through a grocery store while spraying Axe Body Spray all over the place?
Weekend Schmeekend (Originally Posted: 2006-10-23) - Features the famous Elliott shredding the manties photo. Plus the weird wet dude at that stupid bar. A good one.
Horny House Pet Extravaganza! (Originally Posted: 2006-10-24) - Tim introduces every single one of our pets. Required reading if you hope to keep up to speed in the fast paced world known as wiskate.com.
Halloween 2006 (Originally Posted: 2006-10-29) - There were quite a few pretty decent articles from this time period. Might as well throw them all together. Don't want to miss the picture of the bunny and the ass.
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Cookie Conundrums (Originally Posted: 2006-11-03) - This article must be featured due to it having very important trivia about John McGuire. Very important to memorize.