Review By: Snaggletooth
Date: 2003-11-26

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Hopefully all of you turds out there clicked your little mousey on the link for this insanity. If you haven't, go do it now then come back here and read this crap when you're done watching it.

Now, let me start off by saying that Super Mario 3 is possibly one of the best games ever created by Nintendo. It was difficult, creative and extremely addictive. Sometimes, I would be so into beating this game, I would skip bathroom breaks and just pee my pants. But I digress. This review isn't about me peeing. It's about an extremely lonely man who had nothing but his Nintendo, a 2 liter, and a desire to be the best at his craft. And I think he may have achieved that goal.

Upon watching this video, I realized that anything is possible. With a little determination and love (and absolutely no desire to ever leave his home prefacture), this wacky asian man was able to conquer Super Mario 3 in 11 minutes and some odd seconds. Amazing. On top of that, there was not a flaw to be found.

Now some people have claimed this video to be better than the Habitat video and I tend to agree. What took Habitat almost 2 years to do only took this desperately lonely man 11 minutes.

My favorite part in the video had to be 8-1. He bounced from cannonball to cannonball racking up free lives like he didn't even care. His use of Mario's tail was phenominal. I was in awe of the way he made mincemeat of all the wrench throwing raccoons and trotted right through all of level 8 just to walk right through Bowser. Easy peezy Japaneezy.

I applaude this unknown Nintendo soldier. He may not have much of a life, but he made a commitment and saw it through. Kudos to you, buddy.