The 3 Guys, a Car, and a Flatbar tour! Coming to a Little Ceasars parking lot near you. Be on the lookout and don’t be sleepin’.

A little birdy told me about a new company out of the Deluxe camp called Rasa Libre.r
The first of the riders are Nate Jones, Reese Forbes, and Matt Field.r
Seems to be some sort of revolution. Only time will tell…….r
Look for boards and tees at your local skateshop in August.

I’m not sure if any of you can understand the pure genius of this person, undoubtedly most of you will not. First in the road to discovery, you need to gaze at his intimidating and beautiful pysique. Next, you must read this quote “…Now lately, with my most recent interest being public transportation, I’ve been pretending to drive the Metro system in Washington DC. I get in my driver’s seat, buckle up, announce the line color and destination (such as “Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield” or “Orange Line to New Carrollton”), and then close the doors, saying in my best feminine tone, “Doors closing!” and then making the little chime sounds…“. This is not an anomoly. This is one of hundreds of equally amazing quotes. Finally, you must view this realm of genius. Maybe, just maybe, you will understand.

I added a few new photos. My favorite would probably be this one. You can find the rest by looking around on the media page.

Attn: Large German looking man who is rollerblading on Lincoln Memorial Drive at approx. 3:48 pm everyday, please get a shirt….and maybe some cut off shorts that are long enough as to not have the pockets hanging out ala 1989 Kelly Bundy.

Can fast food counter dudes Ed and Dexter battle big business? That’s the order of the day when Mondo Burger’s high-tech hamburger haven opens up across the street from the tiny Good Burger diner. Catch up with the gags as Ed and Dexter scramble to save their jobs and stop Mondo Burger’s bid for fast food domination! Featuring cameos by hoopster Shaquille O’Neal, funkster George Clinton and others, Good Burger is one tasty comedy!r
Rent it today.

So some kook on a Swedish dating site (I think) is basically stealing like half of this site in his profile and using up a shitload of bandwidth by hotlinking a ton of images. How this is even happening kind of confuses me, because I can’t really see how his thing could get so many hits. I went there to try to talk shit to him, but I couldn’t figure out how because obviously, the goddamn thing is in Swedish. r
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So instead, since I’ve never been profiled a Swedish dating site before, I put myself on there! There’s no doubt that this will have amazing consequences…

Lutzka has a few new ads out in the new magazines. For sure I’ve seen a new Volcom ad with a frontside flip down sixteen, and also, a Krooked ad with a switch flip down the Bayview 11. The frontside flip ad doesn’t seem to be online anywhere, so check it out in Slap (the best mag out) or wherever. Also, the footage of the switch flip is in my video, Hurry Up and Die, which I hear may actually come out someday.

Wisconsin’s own Tim Kulas goes pro for Beer City. His board is available now in your neighborhood shop (hopefully). Support your local lurker.