Don’t offend the Klingons.

Jason Vorhees watch out, Halloween isn’t for fun anymore! Schools might ban dressing up like you because your portrayal of hockey masks might offend hockey players. Just like those silly earth-wenches, the wiccans, being offended by the traditional portrayal of witches in school time parties.

Good grief, as Charlie Brown would say as Linus waits unsucessfully for the Great Pumpkin’s arrival.