I’m Sorry, but the Princess is in Another Castle!

Greetings young turds. Just wanted to say hi and also to let you Milwaukee guys know that I am moving back at the end of July. Why should you care? Well, you don’t have to, but I need to find an apartment somewhere on the fashionable east side. If anyone can help, please let me know. I am looking for a 2 bedroom flat. If you can help me, I can hook you up on a date with Louise. Who is Louise you ask? Well fancy feast your eyes on this!

She is hot to trot if you can make her purr. Notice the glasses, she is an intellectual!
Please email me with any good leads.
Thanks guys!