Red Hanky, Left Pocket….

I’m sure pretty much anyone in junior high has heard the rumors of “oh dude, earring in the right ear of a dude means he’s GAY!”, and everyone was super scared of pulling off that ultimate mistake. So now we have kids that are super into Jamie Thomas and trying to be rad ass punk rock wearing bandannas in their back pockets. I doubt that they know that they’re signalling to the world that they’re into men wearing suits or are especially partial to enemas. So next time you rock the bandanna, make sure to at least consult this chart to cooincide with your real wants and needs!