Cog…

So I had just gotten decent grades and my parents decided to take me out to dinner at TGI Fridays. I loved the shit out of that place man, cheese sticks and a third pound burger and I was good to go. We ate, laughed, had a gay old time. When we were leaving I stood outside the mini-van to let a out a little fart and OOOPS! Sharted…

I didn’t know what the hell to do, I didn’t want to tell my parents; twelve year olds don’t shit their pants! So I kept it a secret until “[Little Lord Crue], we’re going to go get you a new bed!” I was fucked..here I was, shitty pants and all, and now I had to go look at beds…

We went into the store, looked around and my parents made me sit on like 2,965 beds. “Sit on this one, is it soft?” Yeah it’s soft, and now it’s even softer!!! Fuck..they were the best of times, they were the worst of times.