Meaningless Shit…..

1 PM.

Does McDonald’s still have all those lovable characters they used to? Mayor McCheese? Birdy? FryGuys? Hamburglar? My favorite was always Grimace. What was he? It has been speculated that Grimace is a single cell organism. Is he furry? How does he reproduce? Mitosis? Most importantly, how does he dispose of waste matter? Josh theorized that he shits like a rabbit. Constant shitting that results in piles upon piles of waste. On the way to Louisville, I drew what I thought an average amount of poo Grimace would yield in a 10 minute time span;

What do single cell organisms eat? Obviously not Quarter Pounder with Cheese. If I were a single cell organism, I would eat a number 7 (with BBQ sauce).