“Ernest Saves The Taliban” – J.McGuire

Hey, thanks to the person that signed me up for the Slipknot news emailer. Without it I wouldn’t have known this;

From : Slipknot
Sent : Monday, December 27, 2004 1:51 PM
To : “Slipknot Mailing List”
Subject : Subliminal Verses Tour Pre-Sale starts tomorrow

You asked for it and now you are getting it.. The most metal, in your face tour
ever! And we’re giving you the chance to be up close and personal with the
(sic)ness before anyone else! The Subliminal Verses Tour – Slipknot, Lamb of
God and Shadows Fall are coming to your town and you don’t want to miss this –
so all you have to do is go to www.slipknot1.com and follow tour info to our
news page. We’re offering you a chance to get on the floor or in the stands
before the general public can even buy tickets. And the service charges for
these tickets are generally cheaper than through your traditional online ticket
outlets. Pre-sales begin at Noon Local Time on Tuesday, December 28th for the
shows listed below:

3/4 – Hartford, CT @ Meadows Music Theatre
3/5 – Philadelphia, PA @ Wachovia Spectrum
3/6 – East Rutherford, NJ @ Continental Airlines Arena
3/8 – Columbus, OH @ Nationwide Arena
3/9 – Cleveland, OH @ CSU Convocation Center
3/11 – Rosemont, IL @ Allstate Arena
3/12 – Detroit, MI @ Cobo Arena
3/13 – Indianapolis, IN @ Conseco Fieldhouse
3/15 – Lowell, MA @ Paul E. Tsongas Arena
3/16 – Fairfax, VA @ Patriot Center
3/18 – Hampton, VA @ Hampton Coliseum
3/19 – Atlanta, GA @ HiFi Buys Amphitheatre
3/20 – Pensacola, FL @ Pensacola Civic Center
3/22 – West Palm Beach, FL @ Sound Advice Amphitheatre
3/23 – Tampa, FL @ USF Sun Dome

How excited are you? Thanks again, asshole.