Fuckin’ Gary

now OLD mr. Olson had some TROUBLES of his OWN,
he HAD a tabby CAT that just WOULDN’T leave his HOME,
he TRIED and he TRIED to GIVE the cat AWAY,
he GAVE it to a MAN going FAR far AWAY.

Chorus:

but the CAT came BACK he wouldnt stay away,
he was sitting on the porch the very next day.
the CAT came BACK he wouldnt stay away,
he was sitting on the porch the very next day.