Horny House Pet Extravaganza!

As it has been mentioned many times before, Josh and I live with alot of animals. It can be a little overwhelming now and then, but overall, those guys can really set the mood and supply us with hours of entertainment and happiness.

Today I am going to spend some time introducing you; the reader, to our housemates and buddies.

This is Louise. She is a 9 year old seal point Siamese. Probably the smartest cat in the house and definitely the fastest. She has long claws that seem to get stuck in everything – including people. She has to be immaculately clean and likes to store her toys in the food dish. You can watch her glitch out here. Music courtesy of Jabid.

This guy could care less about anything. 3 year old Elliott. Top cat. Bows to no one. Hates attention but doesn’t try to fight it. He can usually be found gaying off with Spooky. Hes a good guy. Josh’s number one.

Molly. AKA Wonky. Probably one of the best dogs to ever grace mother earth. She is always happy and ready to have fun. She loves to lick things like new wheels and candles. Her only downfall is her love for food. She will pretty much eat anything except antacids, which I discovered yesterday. Last summer I took her down by the river and she lead the way through the high grass like Gollum lead Frodo and Sam through the marsh. Molly is 10. Best dog ever.

This is Mr. Spooky. Elliotts’ gay pal. I dont know much about him as he pretty much avoids human contact and likes to hide. I do know that he has pretty much the worst breath ever. I do catch him hanging out with Josh once in a while. Usually after Josh gets home from work and watches Star Trek TNG and Worlds Wildest Police Chases. Maybe he just likes Datas cat. Like I said, Spooky is elusive.

This is Dug. When hes having a bad day he’s known as Gary. Dug is 7 and a total fucker. I embrace his ways, but most people reject him and hate him. Dug will sit and meow at a door for what seems like hours. And it usually happens around 4am. But even when hes mad, he will be purring like you wouldn’t believe. I think he’s alot like Lennie from the book “Of Mice and Men”. Too stupid to realize he is doing something wrong. Dug also likes to floss his teeth on the strings attached to the blinds. He’s my personal favorite.

So there you have it. Now when we talk about one of those guys, you can refer back to this update so you know who we are talking about.