I Don’t Want Garbage, I Want Sparkles!

Jesus was born 4 minutes ago.

As you already know, Wiskate.com is now a whopping ten years old. A lot has changed since its inception and I am proud to have been a part of it. So proud in fact, that I went and spent a whole bunch of money I don’t have to make these shirts;

If you are old enough, you can come to the Cactus Club on Monday and buy one of them for a measly 15 dollars. If you can’t make it on Monday, just get a hold of me somehow and I can sell you one via internet or at Cream City. All proceeds go to me and my insatiable lust for Werthers hard candy. Here’s the flier for the party one more time to get you hyped.

Josh and Steve Green will be playing records, Roebke might be making popcorn and Pizzy will be topless and horny.

Couple of real solid dudes right there. Come say hi to them on Monday.

I know it’s a little late, but if by some chance any of you want to surprise me with a belated Christmas gift, I would really like the DVD this is taken from.

Not only would I love it, but I know someone else that would appreciate it too;

Merry Christmas, nerds.