“I Need Some Munzy Time”
If you don’t know who Todd Bratrud is, you might as well give yourself a Clorox enema. If you want to find out who he is before you die a slow painful death, read his top 3’s then visit these sites;
Teenage Runaway,
The Skateboard Mag,
Lords Of Apathy
and Familia skateshop.
If you already know who Todd is, put the bleach back under the sink and read on.
Top 3:
Board graphics:
1. Jordan Richter “Safety Gear”
2. Todd Congielliere “Icey Bear”
3. Anti Hero “Lovers Only”
Skate videos:
1. G&S “Footage”
2. A1 Meats “Dancing in the Dirt”
3. World Industries “Rubbish Heap”
Reasons to leave consolidated:
1. Friends
2. Friends
3. Friends
Items of technology:
1. Point -n- Shoot Digital Camera
2. Super NES
3. Nintendo Game Boy
Places to take a shit:
1. A lake
2. The Ocean
3. “Celebrity Scat Munchers” the virtual game
Skaters:
1. Luan De Oliveira
2. Theotis Beasley
3. Zeddie
Ways to spend your money:
1. Rent
2. Insurance
3. Taxes
Quotes:
1. “I’m not even gonna smoke weed, I’ll probably just drink milk and eat vitimans” -B. Heck
2. “I wipe my ASS with skateboarding” -D. Green
3. “I am emo though… but its like if mitch from baywatch was emo.” -R. W. Hanson
Alcoholic beverages:
1. Go
2. Fuck
3. Yourself
People to have at a session:
1. Israel Forbes
2. Seth McCallum
3. Geoff Rowley
80’s movies:
1. Top Secret
2. Slapshot
3. C.H.U.D.
Means of transportation:
1. Bike
2. Steez Port
3. Hover jetski of the future (I have one)
Worst trends:
1. Skateboarding
2. Making money
3. Being social
Places to visit:
1. Tokyo
2. Big Basin
3. Minnesota? i gotta say that right?
Places NOT to visit:
1. The OC
2. Denver (at least the parts of it i know)
3. The future
Celebrities to hate on:
1. Bizzaro Superman
2. Dane Cook
3. Carlos Mencia
Skateparks:
1. San Ramon
2. Derby
3. Montery
Reasons to quit everything and live as a vagabond:
1. Rent
2. Insurance
3. Taxes
Songs on your Ipod:
1. Suicide Commando by No More
2. Fabulous Muscles by Xiu Xiu
3. The Last Day On Earth by Marilyn Manson
Companies to do artwork for:
1. Brimley
2. Enjoi
3. Flip
Unknown artists:
1. Steve Nesser
2. Aaron Nye
3. Marilyn Manson? you seen his water colors?
Stereotypes regarding skateboarders/skateboarding:
1. Don’t we all smoke mad weed? I saw that on the TV once.
Later nerds.