Land Speed record broken!!!

This just in!!! Land speed record for skateboard riding using only a foot and a skateboard broken last night!!! at 12:00 AM sharp on the Lincoln Memorial Drive Dragaway, Billium Kaschner was able to attain a speed of 22 MPH!!! Bobany, Ben, and an injured Mike Roebke were able to tie for a top speed of 20 MPH!! Let it be known that Roebke was skating with a broken collarbone, his arm in a sling, and a glass bottle of Arizona iced tea in his hand!!! More news on this as it unfolds!!