Tidbits of Rumors.

A little birdy just landed on my windowsil and whispered secrets into my ear.
He told me that Element gave the dishonorable discharge to a couple of heavy hitters that go by the name of Kenny Hughes and Jeremy Wray. Darkstar also gave Madison’s own Aaron Snyder his walking papers. Mikey Taylor told ES he didn’t want to wear those damn accels anymore and slipped in to some DVS’s.

And in other news, it seems Milwaukee’s lord of the sith, Barth Wader, lost his masturbatory virginity to the classic film “The Beastmaster”. But the question on everyone’s lips is, did he actually put Chewbacca up his ass? Only Barth, Chewy, and God know.

Over and out.