Like A Piece Of Cardboard Painted To Look Like A Saltine.

I don’t even feel like mentioning Valentines Day. Everyone knows how contrived it is, but yet we all still buy in to the bullshit and feel the need to participate. Last night Josh mentioned how happy it would make him if he received a special Valentines message from J. Mascis of Dinosaur Jr. fame. So last night I pulled some strings and made his dreams come true.

You’re welcome Josh. Now you can die knowing you had true love.

As sick of hearing about Valentines day as I am, I am even more sick of hearing people talk about the snow and shitty cold weather. Not only is it annoying, but it is also a bad excuse. Last night Carn was supposed to bring the completed version of BEEZ III to Milwaukee for a private showing, but flaked out because his four wheel drive just wouldn’t cut it in 3 inches of snow. What a pussy. But, yes BEEZ III is completed and will be available to us soon-ish. As soon as Carn quits being a total fuck-face.

Keeping with Mr. Twister’s theme of three pictures and a Pizzy, I will now post, what else? Three pictures and a Pizzy.

We will start with this retarded car I saw at the mall. I am not so sure what the hell people are thinking when deciding to give their car an all-over custom paint job, but I can only imagine how disappointed they are when it’s done. On one of the rear view mirrors it said (in a really awesome font) “gurl power”. Power? Power to do what? Obviously not the power to make good decisions.

Hey, it’s Gabe and Gary! Quite the coincidence that they both have four letter names that start with G. Also, quite coincidental that they both sleep eighteen hours a day. They look great together.

I came home the other night with these beads around my neck. Don’t know where they came from, but I will assume i had to show my tits off to get them. Here Gary models them as a choker. Funny, he kind of looks like he’s choking too.

Finally, Pizzy. It’s good to see him out there ripping again. He was M.I.A. for a while and he’s been getting back in there and he obviously still has it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.