Ok kiddies screw the salmon, the steelhead are starting to make their way up stream. This is the real deal kiddies. Slap on your swampers cause it ain’t no game. The steelhead are real nice because they don’t turn black and fall apart like the salmon. They keep their silver coat and are cute like chinchillas. Make sure dem swampers are neoprene and are huggin your balls like grandma at christmas cause the waters are cold. Always keep a flask of something nice in the pocket. When you get the burrrs ain’t nothing better then a quick sip of the sauce. For all you rookies when you catch your first steelhead its tradation to rubs its gills and shave its balls. So get to work kiddies and catch yourself a steelhead if you know whats good for yea.