Private Eyes are Watching You (Clap Clap)

Yesterday I was at a mall in Illinois and a kid came up to me and said “Excuse me sir, I am conducting a survey, do you know how to Tootsie Roll???” and broke into dance right then and there. I sadly do not know how to Tootsie Roll, but KP said she’s got the Tom and Jerry.

I love cheese and crackers. Best part about Santa’s birthday.