Snowjob.

Hopefully the crew down in Florida happens to see this before they come back to this hellhole of a state. Now I understand that Florida isn’t exactly heaven, but get a load of this.

That’s my car before we shoveled it out. This is what you guys have to look forward to when you get back.
So, with that, I recommend that you guys don’t come back for at least 2 months. I am sure you can find ways to survive down there. I hear Busch Gardens is looking for monkey trainers and concession stand operators.
Maybe, if you want, I can go to your houses and shovel your cars out for a nominal fee. Let me know.