Step away from the pants

Sometimes you get a new pair of pants, and you wake up in the middle of the night only to find them trying to escape on their own. I guess they were trying to go to the game of SKATE today at Cream City, but who knows, they could have been lying, pants usually do.

P.S. Those are NOT my gay pride dunks in the background. I’m not really into Nikes :wassat: