So basically Tampa is the worst city ever, and maybe possibly should be nuked, but we’re from Wisconsin, and it’s warm and there’s even a few places to skate. Bauman skated in the contest, and now he’s whining like Luke Skywalker, he wants to go to the Tashi Station to pick up power converters so he can build a gay robot to befriend. Then they will go on intergalactic adventures together, possibly with sexy results.

Where’s Kulas?