The Great Sandwich War

There’s something awfully fishy going on around here. I think I may be an unwitting participant in some sort of gay sandwich love circle. One dude working at Cousins gives me lunch for free yesterday because “I’m in there everyday” (twice a week), and this other kid at Subway gives me like 10 stamps every time I go in there. (You need 8 for a 6″ sub). Are they trying to win my heart with bread encased bribes? Who should I go for? It’s all so confusing!

You should also peep the Fobia video trailer up on Platinum. Super good.