When you lose to Bolton, you are officially irrelevant…

[link=http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/INSANE%20CLOWN%20POSSE%20.WORST%20BAND%20EVER.]INSANE CLOWN POSSE are the world’s worst musical artists, according to BLENDER magazine’s controversial poll.[/link]

Beating out top 10 contenders including MICHAEL BOLTON and VANILLA ICE, the CHICKEN HUNTIN’ rap rockers have been branded the worst band ever for their contributions to the music world.

The publication justifies its choice by explaining, “Two trailer-trash types who wear face paint, pretend to be a street gang and drench cult devotees in cheap soda called FAYGO, VIOLENT J and SHAGGY 2 DOPE are more notorious for their beef with EMINEM (who pistol-whipped an ICP homey in 2001) than their ham-fisted rap-rock music.”

The full top 10 is as follows:

1. INSANE CLOWN POSSE

2. EMERSON, LAKE + PALMER

3. MICHAEL BOLTON

4. KENNY G

5. STARSHIP

6. KANSAS

7. ASIA

8. VANILLA ICE

9. LEE GREENWOOD

10. AIR SUPPLY

[link=http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2004/juggalo/index.html]Click to view the colossal inarticulacy of ICP fans. Just as fecal matter draws flies, abominable music will draw raging, dedicated morons.[/link]

[link=http://www.fridaysixpm.com/archives/2002_07_01_fridaysixpm_archive.html#79528238]click even for more ICP fun[/link]