When you see a cosmopolitan cowboy, it means that the diskette earns frequent flier miles.

It’s about 1:30am. I am a 2nd shifter so I don’t get home from work until 11pm and I like to hang out and stay up late. Of course there isn’t much to do on a weeknight at 1:30 am, so tonight I watched Weekend Warriors with the audio commentary. I never met Benji or Munz, but I must admit that I was entertained by it all and I am sure some people are going to be really offended by it too. If you havent seen it, you need to go and buy a copy and turn on the commentary. In fact, that is the only way you should ever watch the video. You know how when you see a video and then you hear the song from the video elsewhere and you’re all like “oh this is so and so’s part”? Well it could be like that but instead it would be if someone said “you go there and fucking try that”, you would think “oh, oh – that’s from Dan Jackson’s part!”. That would be really awesome.

Saturday night is daylight savings. Lame. Makes me want to drink bleach and light myself on fire.

This is Josh and Molly (aka Wonky). Sometimes I wait until Josh goes to bed to go poop. Not because I am scared, but because I don’t want to stink up the bathroom before he goes in there to brush his teeth and get ready for bed. That’s how nice of a roommate I am.

Hey, if anyone from Quiksilver is reading this, I just want to let you know that a pair of jeans that I got ripped after one day of wear. Just throwing that out there because I am not happy about it. Double stitch them shits in the future. Thanks.

Good night.