A Splash of Pee.

I think going from great weather to total fucking bullshit has me coming unhinged a bit. I went from biking to work in a sweatshirt to walking to work backwards while wearing two hats on my head and a hat in each pocket of my jacket to keep my hands extra toasty. If anyone would like to give me a ride to work, I will gladly accept. Oh, and I will be needing a ride home too. Thanks.

Winter obviously leaves a lot of time for extracurricular activities. I am sure winter is when Josh first started this site and the same will be said for the guys over at mkeskate. They have a forum for you boners to talk stupid just like we did until Josh cracked and made it go away. I am sure they will continue to update and hopefully have enough videos to keep you off the message board. Keep up the good work guys.

Skating is not happening enough. Once a week just doesn’t cut it for me. Not that I could go more, having to work 6 days a week doesn’t allow for much else besides drinking and late night X Files marathons. Cream City; I miss you.

I don’t know if you guys care much (you should), but BEEZ III is in the final stages of production and should be out some time next month. This should be the end all/be all of locally produced skate videos. You will be sitting in a pool of your own urine and shivering by the time it’s over. That’s a promise*.

I wish Josh would put up those pictures he took the other day. Pretty epic and possibly contenders for Wiskate’s photo of the year.

Photo time.

This is Gabe. Gabe comes from Illinois to stay with Josh and I on weekends so he can go to this one lame bar and then skate the next day. Sometimes Gabe will go into sloth mode and sleep until 2pm. This picture demonstrates what sloth Gabe looks like after 13 hours of sleep.

This is Gary. Like Gabe, Gary likes to sleep away the day and rage during the nighttime hours. Here he is pictured with his sister Louise who you met in an earlier update. Fuckin’ Ga……awwwwwwwwwwwwww.

*Promises are not guaranteed to be kept.