Douche Comedy Jam

Friday
So how often do you have a Karaoke Revolution pre bar Friday? How often is your karaoke pre bar party this rad? How often do you miss getting pictures of all the good stuff?

Justin and Steve were in town. I think they are singing “I Had the Time Of My Life” from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack here. The song was an accurate description of their weekend, as far as I know. On the right is Lord Cru and Tim being really manly.

After I bummed/hyped everyone out/up we took it over to the bar. The place that usually is so bad that I want to kill myself. This Friday it shined though. It was like rediscovering an old friend.

“Dudes, we’re wasted!!!!”

Saturday
Saturday was cold and crappy. I would say “we” skated, but it was more just me riding Tim’s board trying to skate a new flatbar I had found earlier that day. Tim has some photos of that, but he’s been sequestered away to the art zone so he’s slacking on the updates. The photos are interesting only in the fact that my trailing arm has somehow bent to angles that shouldn’t even be possible. Maybe he’ll post one sometime.

Night time we went to the usual Saturday Worst Bar ever, and had so much fun that we got yelled at at least five times. That’s what happens when the posse runs twenty deep. Anyway, remember when Cru posted about creating the gauntlet and forcing anyone that wanted to leave to go through and entertain us with either going with it and dancing through, or entertain us by getting really pissed? This is accomplished by lining two rows of people up and creating a bottleneck that everyone has to go through, and basically just yelling at them/hyping them up as they walk/dance through. I’m glad I was there to witness it. Again, totally blew it on getting any worthwhile/funny photos though.

On the left, the Gauntlet is at the ready. On the right, 1/10 of the Gauntlet at full force. I’m not even sure the power of the full crew could have been captured with a conventional camera.

I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I think I might like it.

Sunday
Saw Borat. I thought I would hate it, Ali G makes me want to kill myself almost as much as Mad Planet does on a bad night. I was wrong though, it was pretty hilarious and I give it my recommendation.

Submissions
Wisconsin skaters, send your best skate photos here. If I don’t think you’re stupid I’ll post them up. Please include all pertinent info such as skater name/photographer.

Why the hell didn’t I use this yesterday for wacky photo day?

I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I think I might like it.

Photo of the day #42

Milwaukee forever, bros.