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Here’s some info for an upcoming benifit for a new skatepark in Madison. I guess there’s going to be a prize drawing, and you can skate their mini ramp. Go for it.
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Here’s some info for an upcoming benifit for a new skatepark in Madison. I guess there’s going to be a prize drawing, and you can skate their mini ramp. Go for it.
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I killed the message board. I seriously couldn’t handle that piece of garbage anymore. Maybe it’s gone for good, maybe someday I’ll cast a zombification spell on it, either way, bye for now.
But if you’re in the Bartlett Mafia, or an Acemoney Millionaire, you can all still post in your respective and very unused forums. Enjoy.
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“Who names their fucking kid Arby anyway? Poor dude was probably fat as a christmas pig and wanted everyone else to pork up so they couldnt make fun of his tub-of-lard-ass anymore. Seriously, 5 for 5??? I used to be so psyched when that deal came around because i would run over from Everythings a Dollar, drop 5 for 5 then house the shit outta those things! Granted the next day i could barely wake up and when i finally did i would realized i had some red hot Horsey Sauce on deck but wasnt able to pinch it all day cuz first i was too late to school to shit…which by the way is insanity…then wouldn’t dare let that firecracker out at school of all places.
“Adam.Whats up with that huge pimple on your cheek?”
“5 for 5, brah.”
“Word. Did you get a Jamocha?”
“Does the pope shit in the woods?”
“Nice.”
And why did Arbys of all places have the forsight to be making blended coffee drinks since like the seventies? Remember the Jamocha? Coffee, chocolate shake mix, frozen, Delicious! Starbucks didnt come up with that shit, Arby did.
Arby: Genius.
And remember how they tried to be all classy by having that frenchy dipping sauce? What the hell was that? Au Jus! Who was Arby kidding? I mean i ate the stuff and loved it all but, Au Jus?
Just call it what it is: beef broth.” – AK
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If you’re out in L.A. Lutzka is telling me that the premiere for the Almost video is on the 10th at 8:30 pm at the Avalon Theater. Check it.
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For awhile here I was doing good at updating this thing all the time. I think I might be getting back into the old scheme of not updating though. Like when John McGuire sent me an interview he did with John Rattray a year or two ago. I didn’t update the site then either. So maybe that’s why that interview is on the Thrasher site now. You should go read it, it’s a good interview. I wonder what happened to the rad photos that John sent me to go along with it though? Those were sick.
Is the Triumvirate dead? Is that even possible?
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Sometimes people complain that the site is called wiskate.com, but we don’t really cover all of Wisconsin, just Milwaukee and a little bit of Madison. Even then, it’s just a small percentage of people in Milwaukee that skate. That’s why I want you and your friends to email me a video clip of your very best footage, edited to music or not (I’m a music nerd, and if I hate the music, I’ll probably hate the video clip too, so be careful!), of you and the group of people you skate with. Also, I think a time limit of about 1 minute would be good. It would help if the clip was 240 X 180 and in quicktime format like the rest of the stuff on the site.
Please have it include as much street footage as possible, as that is what we are mostly interested in. The radder the spot, the less it matters what trick you do on it. If you like to skate tranny and have a bunch of skatepark footage, that’s ok, but don’t send an entire video of you skating the flat bar at your local park. Same goes for driveway skating. Basically, the more street, and overall variety of spots the better.
If it’s any good, I’ll put it up on the site. Make sure you tell us what part of the state you’re from, and everyone’s name that is in the video clip. Now, I won’t be able to put up everything that I get, so please don’t be offended if I don’t use what you’ve sent. Obviously, if you’re not from Wisconsin, I’m not going to be putting it up.
I made a special email address just for this, please send them here, not to my regular email address.
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I’ve been slowly adding soundtrack listings to the videos in the review section. It’s kind of a catch 22. I hate how kids are super lazy and only listen to music from skate videos, but it’s good that they are being exposed to stuff that they never would have heard otherwise. I guess it’s better than MTV or the radio, so I will help them out. Judging by the amount of extra hits I’ve been getting from Google from people searching for music from skate videos, they’re super into it. Plus, I’m an Itunes affiliate, and I’ve earned $1.42 in the two months I’ve had soundtracks up. I’ll be an internet tycoon in no time!
On that note, I need some of you guys to write reviews for some of the newer videos that have come out. Stuff like Static II. The video needs to be in the review database before I can add the soundtrack to it, so any help would be appreciated.
In other news, kids from suburban Chicago are fucked. A lot of them are into the tight pants thing, which I guess is ok, but the Robust Carn sent me a link to a thread on the chiskate.com message board where it’s coming out that a lot of them don’t wear underwear either. The funny thing is some of them are super excited, like when a groups of boys in middle school finally admit to their friends at the lunch table that they jerk off, and it turns out that they all do, so everyone is very happy and relieved! Now the thing is, the whole tight pants ideal is to have your jeans looking super worn, so these guys will wear the same pair of pants for weeks straight. With some sort of underwear barrier between your stinky parts and the jeans, I guess it’s not so bad, but c’mon, these are some tight jeans! There’s some direct contact between denim and genitals. Not to mention that butthole thing down there. This is just a recipe for disaster! These kids are walking around with a month’s worth of pubes, dick cheese, and shit crumbs marinating in ball sweat. Amazing!
Greg Lutzka has a full part in the new FKD Bearings video (trailer on their site). Yeah, I know, a bearings video? The thing is, it is good. There’s a lot of good people on their team (Paul Rodriguez, Kenny Anderson, Daewon Song, Brandon Biebel, Kenny Reed, Lutzka, Stefan Janowski, etc) and the footage, while obviously not being their best, doesn’t seem to be too far down on throw away ladder. Lutzka’s part is about 1/2 stuff that I filmed that was supposed to be his Hurry Up and Die part. Remember that video? Yeah, I kind of do too. Check it out to see what we all had lined up. Plus, it’s only around 15 bucks, so no excuses.
Mr. Twister needs your help! His fish on ratemyfish.com has slipped down to fourth place. A member of the Triumvirate in fourth? That’s not acceptable. You guys need to get over there and vote that 43″ beauty back into first place, then everything will be right in the world again!
Is this the longest update ever? I love America’s Next Top Model.
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A guy by the name of Toby Deutsch sent me some photos he shot recently. I know these kids are from Wisconsin, but I have no idea where. {nl}Here you go.
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This guy’s name is Eric. That’s all I know. |
This is John Osmanski front blunting. |
Sean Hanley doing some pole dancing. I like that sweater. |
{nl}If Toby sends me more stuff, maybe I will put it up for you guys. Do you want to see skate photos? Or would you rather see pics of Chris Reeve and Richard Simmons? I will try to mix it up.