What’s Android Cock?

Some SD. Again.

This was the final Friday of the mission. We woke up early and went on a hiking adventure at Jurassic Park/Planet of the Apes. Cornelius! The climb featured many skinny canyons and the walls were dotted with teenage makeout troll caves. I can’t imagine, over decades long past, of the amount of Uriah Heep or King Crimson that may have permeated from those rectangle 70’s style tape decks inside these honeycombs of adolescent decadence. The progressively backed soundtrack to perhaps a first puff of ditch weed or an incredibly awkward sliding into third base. The possibilities are endless and incredibly cinematic.

After the adventure, Stemper met us back at the house and we washed all the sand out of our newly found and caressed crevices. We took another trip to The Pit to handle some unfinished business.

Stemper and Joe exited the pit with some great lines on tape. There were also some choreographed team style moves that would make Paula proud. I believe we skated some more spots after, but my memory is very cloudy as to the true venues of our shredding. Might have something to do with the hot sun and the tasty CLs taking a toll on my fact retention abilities. Although, I’d wager there were many slappies accomplished.