Bye!
We’re off to Tampa. Check for updates in the moblog.
Time Machine Uncategorized
Hello turds. Updates have been few and far between. They also have been seriously lacking of content. Sorry. It’s winter and nothing happens in winter besides getting deathly ill and watching alot of TV.
Speaking of TV, the new season of The Surreal Life started last night and boy was it a doozy. That dwarf from Austin Powers is on it and he’s ruthless! Dude got hornier that any midget ever, and also got drunk as a skunk, falling all over Peter Brady. On top of that, that crazy amazon bitch, Chyna, took the little man’s room that was made especially for him! They ate sushi off the first season winner from Americas Next Top Model, Adrianne. She was totally naked and the midge was glitching. He also got up in the middle of the night, rode his little scooter (totally naked) to the living room and pissed in the corner. He was hammered. This is quality televison, people. Don’t miss it next sunday on VH1.
Being sick sucks. Besides feeling like crud, you miss out on all the fun stuff. The fun stuff being last night’s brat party over at Josh’s house. I missed out on free brats! Not only that, but I also missed the holiday party that was thrown by my employer. Free beer and pizza is a terrible thing to miss out on. Not as terrible as brats, but you still have to be bummed.
I haven’t skated in a long long time. Last time I did manage to get out I broke my board and haven’t even bothered getting a new one. How’s that for dedication? I should go to Ron’s or The Room
Time Machine Uncategorized
Over the Christmas break Pig owner, one of Foundation
Time Machine Uncategorized
My good friend John McGuire over at the Zero headquarters gave me a glimpse into next years skateboard fashion. It seems as though the kids are taking it to the next level by pushing the “costume” envelope. Here, check out a pic of John with Corey Duffel.
Of course, that’s Corey behind John. As you can clearly see, Corey has abandoned the tight pants for a more comfortable, colorful attire. What’s next? I hope it’s the “Grimace” look.
John also sent me a video of a guy getting kicked in the balls repeatedly, but I don’t have the nerve to show you that one. It’s gruesome.
Yesterday I won 4 bucks on a 2 dollar scratch off. It’s awesome because I have no money, and now I can get a value meal. Man, this is a total McDonald’s update.
Tim Burton ruined another classic. What a shame. Watch the trailer to see what I mean.
Time Machine Uncategorized
I was up north over the weekend and witnessed snowmobile anarchy. These crazy sons of bitches were purring there thunder cats across the open ice to a section of 1/4 mile open water. They would then proceed to cruise across the open water to get to the other section of ice. The first time I saw it I thought dem crazy game of checkers was gonna sink but after I watched them do it a hundred times, snowmobiling turned gay again.
Time Machine Uncategorized
2005. Wild.
What will the next 12 months bring for Wiskate and the triumvirate? I am kind of worried. I noticed that Platinum didn’t include is in their links, but instead chose to link to MNSkateboarder. Hmmm. Did Munzy and Sam kick us out? Has Dom taken our place already? I don’t know, and I’m not sure if I want to.
Freezing rain. Yikes.
Want to experience a good combo? Have a bag of Chex Mix Bold and a 1 liter of Mountain Dew. Good times.
My friend Jacob sent me a copy of his newest video, Shockadelica. Straight out of Minnesota and Prince themed. Nice work, Jacob.
Time Machine Uncategorized
Being the good friends and people that they are, Lord Cru and Josh chipped in and got me Sean Cliver’s book; “Disposable” for Christmas. The book rules. It’s like looking at a Sears Christmas catalog and picking out all the stuff you want Santa to bring you (except there is no way in hell you will ever get a Jason Lee Cat in the Hat deck). The book sums up the past 25 or 26 years of board graphics and highlights the most influencial and controversial art to grace the bottom of a board. I was pretty disapointed not to see Don Pendleton in there though. Same with Jeremy Fish. But it was cool that Minnesota native Todd Bratrud got his props, because his stuff is rad (actually, it’s my favorite part in the book).
Thanks again guys, this is the best (and only) present I got this year.
While you are reading this, I may or may not be working on additions to the message board that might make a comeback sooner than you think. Josh and I have been spending tireless hours trying to make things different and interesting enough to make it worthwhile to have the damn thing. Hopefully, if it does come back, you turds wont take it for granted and keep the pointless arguing and name calling to a minimum.
Hey, I think Sam over at Dudes is missing in action as the site hasn’t been updated in quite some time. Come on Sam, the triumvirate only works if all 3 points are representing!
Oh, and I think Amanda’s site is finally working again, so go check it out.
Time Machine Uncategorized
Hey, thanks to the person that signed me up for the Slipknot news emailer. Without it I wouldn’t have known this;
From : Slipknot
Sent : Monday, December 27, 2004 1:51 PM
To : “Slipknot Mailing List”
Subject : Subliminal Verses Tour Pre-Sale starts tomorrow
You asked for it and now you are getting it.. The most metal, in your face tour
ever! And we’re giving you the chance to be up close and personal with the
(sic)ness before anyone else! The Subliminal Verses Tour – Slipknot, Lamb of
God and Shadows Fall are coming to your town and you don’t want to miss this –
so all you have to do is go to www.slipknot1.com and follow tour info to our
news page. We’re offering you a chance to get on the floor or in the stands
before the general public can even buy tickets. And the service charges for
these tickets are generally cheaper than through your traditional online ticket
outlets. Pre-sales begin at Noon Local Time on Tuesday, December 28th for the
shows listed below:
3/4 – Hartford, CT @ Meadows Music Theatre
3/5 – Philadelphia, PA @ Wachovia Spectrum
3/6 – East Rutherford, NJ @ Continental Airlines Arena
3/8 – Columbus, OH @ Nationwide Arena
3/9 – Cleveland, OH @ CSU Convocation Center
3/11 – Rosemont, IL @ Allstate Arena
3/12 – Detroit, MI @ Cobo Arena
3/13 – Indianapolis, IN @ Conseco Fieldhouse
3/15 – Lowell, MA @ Paul E. Tsongas Arena
3/16 – Fairfax, VA @ Patriot Center
3/18 – Hampton, VA @ Hampton Coliseum
3/19 – Atlanta, GA @ HiFi Buys Amphitheatre
3/20 – Pensacola, FL @ Pensacola Civic Center
3/22 – West Palm Beach, FL @ Sound Advice Amphitheatre
3/23 – Tampa, FL @ USF Sun Dome
How excited are you? Thanks again, asshole.
Time Machine Uncategorized
So today I have some actual skateboarding news for you weiners. Keep in mind this is all gossip, so none (or all) of it may be true.
Many of you may have seen the awesome new Jamie Thomas deck “Ten Years of Thomas” in your local skateshop. Well, apparently Tom Knox has become enraged by all this and has answered with his new Santa Cruz “legends(?)” deck; “18 Years of Knox”. Tom will obviously be setting his goals high as the painted curbs of California await his thrashing.
It seems as though Bam has found the lord. After all the years of debauchery, Bam has decided to give it all up and follow the word of God. He said he “had a vision” after hitting his head trying to drop in on the golden gate bridge while it was on fire and covered in pink heartagrams. From now on all of the proceeds from his board sales will go to build a church in his hometown of Westchester Pennsylvania, where he will be the minister.
One last bit of information for you guys. By now everyone knows about the infamous “El Toro” rail that many have made careers from. Well, last week Alex Moul willy grinded it to fakie. Probably the gnarliest thing to go down there to date. It left the skateboading world is scratching it’s head wondering what could go down next.
Until next time.
Time Machine Uncategorized
Merry Christmas! I hope you all got some good presents, my dog sure did!